escasun:

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me
me: you know?

whitegirlsaintshit:

guynametyler:

whitegirlsaintshit:

wow i just remembered how in my sophomore year of college i really tried to fund a greek week fight club event

where the white frats would sign a waiver, then pick their presumed best fighters in each class to brawl, and everyone would bet on the fighters, and the frat that won had to give all their money to charity and host the event next year in their house.

i was so intent on seeing white frat bros getting the shit beat out of them.

What went wrong???

legal issues. there’s no way to fully sign off on watching men pummel each other, also it would have to be in a facility where that kind of “sparring” is approved, and nobody would do that, not even if you paid. then the betting ordeal was iffy, and ensuring the fraternities wouldn’t pocket the money is difficult. THEN it would look bad on the school.
basically the school’s pussy,

these days i come on tumblr like maybe once every other month to look at stupid videos my mans sends me and sometimes i’ll do a little scrolly and remember why i only come on here once every other month

dyketw:

the amount of politicians (bill clinton, etc) who have been fired, punished, and even impeached for their polyamory is GLARING proof of institutional polyphobia. NAH im shitting you but that sure does sound like something someone here would say doesnt it

deusfilius:

deusfilius:

jhnmaus:

phoneus:

monopropellant:

phoneus:

this is so purely evil

these guys are without a doubt the emissaries of some sort of incredibly powerful mischief deity

High agility and charisma

this is really something

Wow

I can’t stop thinking about this

mkultra:
“ lothar:
“ mkultra:
“ slow-riot:
“Bad news out of CPAC
”
nice try
” ”
that must be a trip to know that even your favorite musicians hate you
”

mkultra:

lothar:

mkultra:

slow-riot:

Bad news out of CPAC

nice try

image

that must be a trip to know that even your favorite musicians hate you

Pity Sex - Sedated

seethroughperson:

Don’t get out much
Keep falling in love
The suggestion of sun
Lips gone numb
Upstairs bedroom
Air is stuffy
Space is nothing
Wall of windows
Let the cold in
Caught looking
Wasted mornings
Wasted midnights
World brightens
Live motion 
Sedated
Sedated and shameless